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Can I see my surprise now?

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Not unless you promise
you won't sell it.

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[ Scoffs ] I just hope
you didn't use

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your whole paycheck
from the store on me.

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Okay, that didn't
sound like a promise,

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but go ahead
and open your eyes.

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Hamilton Beach.

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All right, Mom.

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No, push-button controls,
automatic timer.

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I can set it and forget it.
I --

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Oh, look. Look.

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Thumb-activated lid
makes pouring easy.

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Coned filter for excellent
flavor and extraction.

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Rollie's gonna die.

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Oh.

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Rollie!

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Rollie,
it's a Hamilton Beach!

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Rollie!

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Rollie?!
It's a Hamilton Beach!

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What?
What?

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She knows Hamilton Beach
is basic, David.

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It's a good coffee maker.

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Let me guess -- you got this
on Craigslist, huh,

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when you were casting
your little net

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for all those perverts
you catfish in the garage?

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First off,
they're not perverts.

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Second, you're definitely
using "catfish" incorrectly.

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I know what it means, David.
I've been catfished nine times.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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You want to go in the garage
and talk about it sometime?

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Oh, you'd love that,
wouldn't you?

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[ Chuckles ]

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Nobody pays full price
at Bed Bath and Beyond.

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The Beyond stands for
20% off coupon.

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All right.
Go back into your troll hole.

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Oh, my God!

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Hey, Brit! David didn't use
a coupon at the BBB.

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What a fucking tool!

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"Pursuant to the requirements

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set out by
Illinois Statute 225 ILCS-107,

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I am required to inform you

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that I am not a licensed
psychologist, psychiatrist,

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or registered therapist."
You forgot doctor.

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You're not a doctor, either,
remember?

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Look, Kendra,
this is weird enough.

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I mean, you're Doug's sister.
We grew up together.

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Yeah, well, I think you caused
a lot of damage in me, so...

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[ Sighs ]

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"But that these therapy sessions
are being tape-recorded

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to provide a record of the 1,920
supervised clinical hours

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needed to acquire
such a license." Great.

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That way, your boss can hear
how you wrecked my childhood.

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[ Tape recorder clicks ]
Kendra, I told you,

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I shouldn't even be seeing you
as a therapist.

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It's unethical.
Okay, that is a lie.

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I looked it up, and the Internet
says it is a gray area.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Tape recorder clicks ]

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So, Miss Harnz,

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you seem to have some
pretty profound anger issues.

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Would you care
to discuss?

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Um, well, I think that you are
a source of my rage.

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Okay.

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That adds another layer
to what we're doing here.

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Where do you
want to start?

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Okay.

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Is that your diary?

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"May 10, 1996.
My first holy communion.

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The wafers were crunchier
than I thought,

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and the wine
made me feel funny.

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We had a big party
afterwards.

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Everything was going great
until David and Doug came in

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with Super Soakers
and super-soaked me."

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[ Chuckles ]
That is still funny to you?

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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You know what I did

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I ate a whole bowl
of potato salad

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alone in a closet
in a wet gown.

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You didn't change clothes?
No.

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It was your house.
That closet was probably full of dry clothes.

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Okay, well, I'm just saying it
because I --

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it was the first time
of a lot of times

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that I was really sad
in a closet.

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Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, for God's sake, listen up.

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I don't know why they think
they can talk to me like that.

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Are you referring to
your patients or your family?

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My family. Well, really
just my stepbrother, Barry.

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Have you considered
there may be some truth

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behind what he's saying?

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No.
I don't think so.

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Have you tried
looking at the relationship

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from his perspective?

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He's not a good person.

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Perhaps this is an opportunity
for you

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to examine
how Barry perceives you.

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I mean, maybe there's something
you can learn

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from his critiques.

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He's a public toilet
at a Metallica concert.

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Do you know
what I'm saying?

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I understand
"public toilet."

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Yeah.
It really could be anywhere.

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He's a public toilet.

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Imagine...

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that Barry is injured.

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Good.

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That --
Was that the point of it?

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No. Mnh-mnh.
Oh, okay.

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Oh, I thought it was just
to make me feel good. That was just the --

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Okay. I'm sorry.
The lead in.

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So, I'm just curious.
Uh, how did you find my ad?

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Were you referred by a friend
or...?

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Actually, I Googled
"Chicago free therapy,"

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and your Craigslist ad
was on the first page.

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Wow. First page.

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Do you remember how far down
it was on the first page?

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It doesn't matter.
It was on the bottom.

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I had to scroll down
quite a bit.

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Maybe could have been
the second page.

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We don't -- We don't need to
get into all that.

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But that's great.

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Um,
so what's going on with you?

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I play basketball at my college.
I'm a starter.

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Nice!
It is.

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But I'm having trouble
getting my teammates

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to back me up on the court.
I played in high school.

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I'm pretty good at sports.

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I was a point guard, obviously,
'cause of my body type.

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But I had a lot of post moves,
even against taller guys.

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You get the back in there...
which was tough,

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'cause my center of gravity
is, like, here.

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I don't have the thickest legs,
but, uh...

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the ball handling
was elite.

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And my shot was...
hmm, better than streaky.

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What I'm trying to say is
if I caught fire, I was money.

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Cool.

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My problem is
I'm not really able

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to trash-talk
to the other teams.

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Trash talk?
Oh, come on.

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That's like half the fun
of basketball.

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I saw your mom last night.
Mmm. She looked good.

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That's not possible.
My mom's in Florida right now.

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Oh, no,
you're not supposed

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to take the trash talking
literally.

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That's not the point.
[ Chuckles ]

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Also, I wasn't done yet.
I was gonna say,

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"I had sex with your mom last
night in a very graphic way."

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My mom's
a good Christian woman. Of course.

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I'm sorry.
I was trash talking.

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"December 23, 2000.

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Looks like Santa
brought me my present early.

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My last baby tooth
finally fell out."

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[ Chuckles ]
I'm sorry.

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There is nothing funny about
a 15-year-old with baby teeth.

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Um, objectively speaking,
I have to disagree.

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Okay, you know what?
I will see you next week.

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Oh, Kendra,
no, come on!

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Maybe you will have it together
by then.

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I'm sorry. Baby teeth kill me!
Kendra!

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I was brought up
not to insult people

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or curse
or any of that stuff.

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So it's just unnatural
for me to talk like that.

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I have an idea.

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I've always found
the best thing to do

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is to attack a person's
physical attributes,

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even if it's not true.
Watch.

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I'll have you say this
as if I'm your opponent.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I'm not saying that.

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Oh. Uh...

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the vulgarity's
kind of the point.

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Would you feel comfortable
saying "titty baby"?

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It means, uh, someone

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who is still acting like a child
so much

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that they're still sucking
on their mom's tits...for milk.

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I just don't know
where it all came from.

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Kendra was so mad.

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You know my sister.
She just gets mad sometimes.

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Well, this was very targeted
and specific hatred.

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She holds on to things.

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I forget, but I think she
has a photographic memory.

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[ Soft jazz playing ]

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Doug, did you just see
what Julia did to you?

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Yeah,
it's kind of her thing.

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She can't do that.

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Sure she can.
She's the boss.

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Doug, seriously,
that's our superior.

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How does it make you feel when
she's that inappropriate to you?

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I feel flattered.

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I feel desired.

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I feel masculine.

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Hey, Dougie.

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00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,792
Is that a phone
in your back pocket?

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00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,208
Yeah, why?

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00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:09,500
'Cause that ass
is calling me.

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And masculine.
Did I say masculine?

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Remember that guy I was
telling you about -- Luther?

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00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:25,292
Yeah, yeah.

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That's not really a name
you forget about easily.

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So, um, that's still
an ongoing thing?

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No, not as of last week.

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Oh, that's awes...ful.

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What?
That's awsful.

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That's awful.
It's, uh...

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That is too bad.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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Doug!

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Doug, it's Horse.

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00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,792
You got to let me get a shot off
for the game to start.

209
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,208
Sorry.
I'm a natural defender.

210
00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:07,625
Hey, why don't we play
with those guys over there?

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00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:10,083
Ah, we can't.
You see the guy in blue?

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00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,250
He's one of my patients.

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00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,083
Are you allowed
to tell me that?

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00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,625
Probably not.

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00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,958
I fouled. My bad.

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00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:23,250
It's on me, yeah.

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00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,250
Why are you
spying on him?

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00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,792
I'm observing.

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00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,208
When you're a therapist,
it's called observing, Doug.

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00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:33,875
Oh.

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00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:35,125
Travel -- your ball.

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00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,042
What are you doing?
Dude, what the fuck?!

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[ Net swishes ]
Horse!

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I have, um...
a lot of dark thoughts

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in my waking state
and in my sleep.

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Mm-hmm.

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00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,042
Um, I have trouble
leaving the house.

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00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:05,208
I have a...
fear of rejection.

229
00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:07,042
Mm-hmm.
And heights.

230
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:10,167
Mm-hmm.
And I think everybody hates me.

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00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,667
And I'm afraid of death
and birds.

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00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,083
Okay, so you're starting
with just a bullet-point list

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00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:16,333
of all the stuff.
Mm-hmm.

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00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,167
Okay. That's fine.

235
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,625
Um, are you sure
we don't know each other?

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00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,417
I didn't go to high school
around here, so...

237
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,167
Okay, sorry.
Never mind. Keep going.

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00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,917
Um, I have
this stepbrother.

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00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,208
Mm-hmm.

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00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:32,875
He's a real piece of shit.

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00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:34,583
[ Laughs ]
I can relate to this.

242
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,458
Really?
Oh. More than you know.

243
00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,875
Oh, really?
I'd get into it, but...

244
00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,917
Sure.
But, yeah.

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00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,250
What is it about him
that bothers you?

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00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,708
He's an idiot, you know?
He's stupid.

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00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,208
Oh, yeah, I can relate.
He likes stupid stuff.

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00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,917
We're on the same page.
Yeah.

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00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,042
He thinks he's better
than everybody else.

250
00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,958
Yeah, but probably has no reason
to think that.

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00:10:53,042 --> 00:10:54,500
Yep. Yep.

252
00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,833
Yeah, we're definitely tracking.
This is, uh...

253
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,375
He's got a dumb face,
like a face

254
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,125
that you just want to punch
but you can't.

255
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:01,542
Sure.
You know?

256
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,250
Have you tried
looking at the relationship

257
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,917
through his perspective?

258
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,167
[ Scoffs ] I can't even,
because he's such a loser.

259
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,375
You know?

260
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,083
In fact, one time,
I caught him masturbating

261
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,000
to a skateboarding magazine.

262
00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:18,708
[ Laughs ]

263
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,250
What?
Yeah.

264
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,417
Yeah, he was drooling
looking at the half pipes.

265
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,750
He's a real sicko.
[ Laughs ]

266
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,583
[ Barry laughing ]

267
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:36,542
All right.

268
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,417
[ Screams ]

269
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,875
Oh, yeah!
You think it's real funny,

270
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,417
wasting my time
with your stupid jokes?

271
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,125
It was pretty funny, man.
Relax.

272
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,458
Dude,
he got you pretty good.

273
00:11:46,542 --> 00:11:47,792
Oh, he got me good?
Yeah, I got you, man.

274
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,208
You got me good, huh?
Take a joke, bro.

275
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,792
I'm trying to help people
in there, all right,

276
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,333
and you're wasting my time,
and for the record,

277
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,167
it wasn't
a skateboarding magazine.

278
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,792
It was a	 Playboy	 wrapped inside
of a skateboarding magazine.

279
00:11:55,875 --> 00:11:57,417
What in the world
is going on out here?!

280
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,000
The neighbors
can hear this.

281
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,042
Yeah, and I just fixed
this railing, by the way.

282
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,792
Your idiot son
thinks he's being funny,

283
00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:04,000
but he's wasting my time.

284
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,458
Renetta?

285
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,333
David,
Barry is not an idiot.

286
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:09,042
Okay, fine, he's an asshole,
then.

287
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,500
Yeah, this asshole
just took a deuce

288
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,292
on your fake
therapy sessions. A what?

289
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,792
You're ruining our lives.
Renetta: Barry.

290
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,125
Barry, I want you to come inside
with me right now.

291
00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:17,375
Kyle, go home.

292
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:18,833
You got it, Mrs. T.

293
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,750
Everybody knows this moron?

294
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,792
Hey, man, just think of it
as fake practice

295
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,083
for your fake practice.

296
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,208
Shut up.
Get inside.

297
00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,875
Inside right now.

298
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,542
Rollie: What the hell did he say
anyway?

299
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,208
He got one of his friends
to pretend to be a patient,

300
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,292
tried to embarrass me
with stuff he knows about me.

301
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,167
The skateboarding magazine
stuff?

302
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,208
No, it was a Playboy
wrapped inside --

303
00:12:36,292 --> 00:12:37,750
Look, David, we all know

304
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,708
you're going through
a tough time, okay?

305
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,958
And your mom told me
she cosigned those loans.

306
00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:44,458
[ Sighs ]

307
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,125
Rollie...
It's all right.

308
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,417
I mean,
if we're gonna go down,

309
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,750
we're all gonna go down
together.

310
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,167
We're not going down.
I don't know.

311
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,292
That's a lot of ones and zeros,
I tell you.

312
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:56,333
But, look, I know you're all
about this being a doctor thing,

313
00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,500
but things change.

314
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,833
You know, there's a lot of ups
and downs in life. Look at me.

315
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,917
Before I met your mom,
I was a single dad in the '90s

316
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000
living with a kid
who was a complete...

317
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,208
Well, you know Barry.
Yeah.

318
00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,042
[ Refrigerator door slams ]
Barry...

319
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,208
I know you think you have to
act like a tough guy,

320
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,167
but I can see
underneath all that,

321
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,417
and I know that
somewhere in there,

322
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,917
you are nothing
but a sweetheart.

323
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
What are you talking about?
I'm not sweet.

324
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:26,375
What is wrong with this orange?
Is it real? Just...

325
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,208
I was so angry
all the time.

326
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,417
My mind was
just a polluted ocean

327
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,583
full of crap with fish
swimming around in nets.

328
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,375
And, you know,
you'd cut them open,

329
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,875
they'd be full of bottle caps
and six-pack rings.

330
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:41,208
I mean, the madness
just wouldn't stop.

331
00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:42,917
Thanks, Rollie.
This is helping.

332
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,333
But, hey, instead of
just teeing off on people

333
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:49,125
and wanting to jack somebody all
the time, now I count to 200.

334
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,250
What?
I'm serious. This works.

335
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,958
Try it with me.

336
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:54,292
One...

337
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,875
two...

338
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,583
three, four...
Three, four...

339
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:02,792
Well, you know I went down to
the Y to cancel my dance class

340
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,333
because things are pretty tight
around here.

341
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,667
And what do you know.

342
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:09,875
Someone had prepaid
my dance class

343
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,333
through the end
of the year.

344
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,083
Do you know
who that someone was?

345
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,458
No.

346
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:19,208
It was you, Barry.

347
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,000
You can't prove it.

348
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,083
That guy paid cash.

349
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,458
Shit.

350
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:25,875
[ Chuckles ]

351
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:32,458
...63, 64, 65...
...63, 64, 65...

352
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,500
Well, it's not the worst thing
in the world

353
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,542
to let people know
you're a good person.

354
00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,042
Please
don't tell Brittany.

355
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,042
If she finds out I do nice shit
for people...

356
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,167
Oh, no. It's too soon in your
relationship for that, no.

357
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,125
The expectations are just --
they're so low right now.

358
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,292
Keep them low. It's the right
move for the moment.

359
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,042
It's a sweet spot.
That's right.

360
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:55,917
...143, 144, 145...
...143, 144, 145...

361
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,292
Thanks, Rollie.
This is really helping.

362
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:00,542
Hey, hey, just let the exercise
do its job.

363
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:10,792
...147, 148, 149, 150...
...147, 148, 149, 150...

364
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,833
What are you doing?

365
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,417
Um, waiting
for my appointment.

366
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,458
And what else
are you doing?

367
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:27,208
Flipping though
this			 People		 magazine.

368
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:30,167
The reading material
is for paying customers.

369
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,667
This is from 2007.

370
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,250
Are you saying
there was no money in 2007?

371
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,292
Pay up or put it down.

372
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,375
I'm not paying for a magazine
from 2007.

373
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,833
Then put it down.

374
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,625
I see you reading.

375
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,125
Come on. Kid Rock got in a fight
at a Waffle House.

376
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,500
I just want to know
what happened.

377
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,792
The charges were dropped.
Give me the magazine.

378
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,042
[ Chuckles ]

379
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,375
This thing is so old.

380
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,833
[ Magazine thuds ]

381
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:27,208
So, confronting him
is good sometimes?

382
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:31,625
Absolutely.
Focus on the conflict at hand.

383
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:35,500
Advocate for yourself,
and then let go.

384
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,417
Stop
reliving that injury.

385
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,250
David, I understand
it's very difficult

386
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,083
to change our own
thought patterns.

387
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,583
But the beauty is
that we actually can.

388
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,042
Okay.

389
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,292
Meditating 12 minutes
in the morning

390
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,833
has been proven

391
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:53,250
to change our most deeply
ingrained thought patterns.

392
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,875
What's your understanding
of meditation?

393
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,167
Uh, if you're able to focus
on the cycle

394
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,792
of the breath going in and out,
particularly the nostrils...

395
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,292
Mm-hmm.

396
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,250
...then you can kind of
slow down your thoughts

397
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:09,417
so that as they appear,
you kind of register them

398
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,708
and see, like, "Okay,
that's that thought,"

399
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,417
and then
it kind of moves on.

400
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,750
And you see the next thought
come up.

401
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,500
And you're like, "Okay,
that's that thought."

402
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,417
And then that moves on.
And then, soon,

403
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,792
you can kind of pick and choose
which thoughts to focus on,

404
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,417
but your ultimate goal
is for all of them to fall.

405
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,458
That's a very good
description.

406
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,458
I'd be mindful that you don't
give yourself a headache.

407
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,292
How come?

408
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,875
Um...

409
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,625
something was happening
with your eyes

410
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,292
while you were
watching your thoughts. Oh, well, no.

411
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,125
Your eyes are closed
when you're meditating. Great.

412
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,500
Yeah.
Just making sure.

413
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:46,625
[ Sighs ] All right, boys.
What do you want?

414
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,500
I don't have all night.

415
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,458
Doug, do you have something
to say?

416
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:52,625
No, not really.

417
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,208
Okay, well, I...

418
00:17:57,292 --> 00:18:01,583
we	 are a little tired
of all the sexual harassment.

419
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,583
You tell me
who's doing this to you,

420
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,167
and they are out of here
tonight.

421
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,583
It's you.

422
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,250
[ Scoffs ]
Are you serious?

423
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,292
You mean to tell me you're
getting your little panties

424
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,208
all in a wad
over a few compliments.

425
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:19,500
See, that right there,
we don't wear panties.

426
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,833
You would look good in them,
especially Dougie.

427
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,208
You seen those new jeans
he's got?

428
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,458
He practically
paints them on.

429
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:31,500
Come on, Doug.
You heard what she just said.

430
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,042
Back me up here.

431
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,750
I mean, I did get a size
too small on purpose.

432
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,667
I knew it.

433
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,292
Somebody leaving the candy out,
trying to tempt me.

434
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,833
Okay, you can't say stuff
like that.

435
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,708
David...
can we have the room...

436
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:51,750
for professional reasons?

437
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,792
Get out now.

438
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,250
You've got to
be kidding me.

439
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:08,625
David, your co-worker
has asked you to leave the room.

440
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:11,167
I would like you
to show him a little respect

441
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,625
by honoring his request.

442
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,708
[ Door opens ]

443
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,625
Just...
[ Sighs ]

444
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:30,417
So, what happened with, uh,
you and this Luther guy?

445
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,833
Um...

446
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:40,792
well, uh, he said that I was --
I was too closed off.

447
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:47,417
That I wasn't 100% in
or that I had too many walls up.

448
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,292
The usual.

449
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,583
The usual? Is this something
that you hear a lot?

450
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,500
Yeah. Only in every relationship
I've ever been in.

451
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,958
[ Chuckles ]

452
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:01,625
I mean, I know what it is.
It's a -- It's a trust thing.

453
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:06,292
Okay. Do you have a difficult
time trusting people?

454
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,500
[ Chuckles ]

455
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,417
I guess my parents'
horrible divorce

456
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,792
gave me
some trust issues.

457
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,917
Look, I -- I know
where it comes from.

458
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,250
I get it.
And it's not even --

459
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:22,625
I'm not even, like, sad
about Luther.

460
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,208
I think I'm sad...

461
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,250
about what that says
about me.

462
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,917
Like, am I never gonna be able
to trust anyone?

463
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,250
Or be in
a real relationship?

464
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,833
Like, am I...

465
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:45,417
am I gonna be alone forever
because of this?

466
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,875
[ Chuckles ]

467
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,917
I just -- I really --
I don't want my parents' shit

468
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,750
to ruin my chance
at being happy.

469
00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,542
I'm really sorry
that happened to you.

470
00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,333
Me too.

471
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:02,208
It sounds like you dodged
a bullet with this Luther guy.

472
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:04,542
So I think you should feel good
about that.

473
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,333
Thanks.

474
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,167
Where did you meet this guy
anyway?

475
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,625
Oh, I was walking a dog.
Oh, you have a dog?

476
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:14,000
No, no, no. I -- I love dogs,
but, no, I-I just walk them.

477
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,833
Oh, okay.
But he has a dog.

478
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:18,000
Oh.
Who's gorgeous.

479
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,458
Dogs love me.
They come up to me.

480
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:21,708
Well, that's great.
Yeah.

481
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:23,875
Dogs have a good sense
of people.

482
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:25,042
Well...
Personalities.

483
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,292
I like to --
Like, when I see a dog,

484
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:30,042
I like to try to communicate
telepathically with it

485
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,042
and let it know
that I'm okay.

486
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,625
How do you do that?

487
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,042
Well, in my head, I just say,
like, you know,

488
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:38,833
you're a good boy
and I'm a good boy.

489
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,500
[ Laughs ]
What?

490
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:43,833
You say,
"I'm a good boy"?

491
00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:46,708
Yeah, well, I am.
I'm a good boy.

492
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:49,833
Yeah, but why do you
need to tell a dog that?

493
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,500
'Cause I want the dog to believe
that I'm a good boy, too.

494
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:55,583
We're both good boys.
We're gonna get along.

495
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,083
You know?

496
00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,667
I don't even understand
why I have to trash-talk.

497
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,875
It's all about
distracting your opponent.

498
00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:03,833
The more offensive
the trash talking is,

499
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,708
the more distracted
the other player will be.

500
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,500
So just pretend that
we're playing one-on-one.

501
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,000
I got the ball,
you're guarding me.

502
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,833
I'm gonna hand you a card,
and you're saying that to me

503
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,625
like it's trash talk.

504
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,792
I tweaked it a little bit and
took out the swearing for you.

505
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,000
Cool?
All right.

506
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,042
Okay, let's start.

507
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,583
You shoot so bad, they should
charge you for free throws.

508
00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,708
Okay, good, good.
All right, but this time,

509
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,458
really mean it, all right?

510
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:29,417
I haven't seen a rebound
that ugly

511
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,292
since your father remarried.

512
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,875
Good, but still
a little hesitant.

513
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,708
Be aggressive with it.

514
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,917
I haven't seen a rebound
that ugly

515
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,917
since your father remarried!
Good.

516
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,750
All right, I see the confidence
in your shoulders.

517
00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:43,500
Okay, you got some swagger.
Throw it at me.

518
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,750
You're insulting me.

519
00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:46,500
I haven't stuffed anybody
that hard

520
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,708
since I deleted Grindr.
Yeah.

521
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:49,958
What's Grindr?
Doesn't matter.

522
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,583
Now you're on a roll, okay?

523
00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,125
You're really meaning it.
Point it at me.

524
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,458
This is aggressive.
You hate my guts. Say it.

525
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,125
I'm gonna cut off your face,
wear it on my ass,

526
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,292
and shit out your mouth!

527
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:04,583
Yeah, I went too far
with that one. I-I'm sorry.

528
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:07,500
But you're getting
the hang of it.

529
00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:09,625
"September 11, 2001.

530
00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:11,542
David and Doug said
they were going to

531
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:14,042
give me a ride home from school,
but they left without me."

532
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,875
That's your only takeaway
from that day?

533
00:23:17,958 --> 00:23:19,875
There's nothing in there
about 9/11?

534
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,542
That's not the point.
Kendra, I'm happy that you're venting,

535
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,542
but I don't see
how this is helping you.

536
00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,042
I do.

537
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:27,542
Let's see...

538
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:30,208
"November 26, 2001.

539
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:33,625
David promised to take me to
the Fall Social, but stupid me.

540
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,500
He lied,
and I fell for it."

541
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:37,250
Okay, all right,
stop right there.

542
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,875
I-I-I never agreed
to that. Yes, you did!

543
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,667
No, I never said that --
Yes, you did!

544
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,000
You said
you would go with me!

545
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,083
You've been blaming this on me
for years.

546
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:45,500
I wouldn't make that up!

547
00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:46,833
You said
you'd go to the dance,

548
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,000
and you didn't show up.

549
00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,667
I remember
never saying yes.

550
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,667
Okay, listen, you were watching
the WWE Survivor Series

551
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,708
with Doug
and a bunch of his friends.

552
00:23:54,792 --> 00:23:56,583
And I came in with pizza,
and I was like...

553
00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:58,667
? Ba da ba ba ba,
I'm lovin' it ?

554
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,000
And you said, "Shut up."

555
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,542
And then after the Rock won,
I said,

556
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,833
"Do you want to
go to the dance?"

557
00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:06,000
And you said, "Sure, only
if you can smell what the Rock is cooking."

558
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:08,042
And I said, "I can.
See you at 7:00."

559
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,625
And you said,
"Yeah, sure, whatever."

560
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,917
Then there I was at 7:00...

561
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,042
standing alone
in the corner

562
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:25,125
in a T.J. Maxx dress, 'cause
that's all my mom could afford.

563
00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:28,500
And I felt
fucking stupid!

564
00:24:30,875 --> 00:24:33,958
It was like, for once, I hoped
things were gonna be different,

565
00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:36,625
and...they weren't.

566
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:42,542
Next stop, potato salad,
alone in the closet.

567
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,917
[ Sighs ]

568
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,167
Kendra, I'm sorry.

569
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,542
Doug and I
didn't even go to the dance.

570
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,667
We spent the whole night
throwing two liters of soda

571
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,000
off the overpass
and watching them explode.

572
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:58,583
I know,
'cause I went to the fridge,

573
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:00,750
and all the Mountain Dew
was gone.

574
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,792
Double whammy.

575
00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,250
Look...

576
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,750
I can't go into the past
and fix any of that.

577
00:25:08,542 --> 00:25:10,250
But if coming in here
and telling me

578
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:13,417
about all the ways that I hurt
you makes you feel better,

579
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:17,125
then I will listen for
as long as it takes.

580
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:19,958
Good.

581
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:24,542
"November 27, 2001.

582
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,250
David told me that he got
some fake throw-up,

583
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:30,333
and I touched it,
and it was real throw-up."

584
00:25:37,042 --> 00:25:39,250
I think your mother's
very attractive.

585
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,833
What?

586
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,792
That's game.
Okay, I got next.

587
00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:46,667
I got next.
Dr. Tracy, what are you doing here?

588
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:49,208
I got a plan, okay?
I've been watching.

589
00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:51,125
Look, you need to use profanity,
okay?

590
00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:52,292
I can't.
Yes, you can.

591
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,083
Follow my lead, all right?

592
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,792
All right, let's do this, okay?
Come on, let's roll.

593
00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,417
?

594
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,667
Hey, call me
a skinny-ass punk.

595
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,375
No, man.
Come on, man.

596
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:09,375
I thought this guy
was coming to play for real.

597
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:11,125
Will you relax?
I'm relaxed, dude.

598
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,750
I'm very, very relaxed.

599
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,875
But this guy said he was good,
and I think he's lying.

600
00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:17,375
Cool it, man.
I need to see something right now.

601
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,833
Oh!

602
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,833
Ooh.

603
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:31,000
How's my ass taste,
titty baby?

604
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,333
Yeah!

605
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,333
Tastes good. That's what
I'm talking about.

606
00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:38,625
Let's do this.

607
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,667
Let's keep playing
for real now.

608
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:41,958
All right,
it's your ball.

609
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,458
Your defense is worse
than Weezer's third album.

610
00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:47,583
It's like a hot dog
eating contest,

611
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,667
but you're only eating one,
and it's my dick.

612
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,750
You suck at basketball.

613
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,625
Also, you got to get
that mole checked out.

614
00:26:57,292 --> 00:27:01,000
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh.

615
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,625
Oh, I'm a nasty man.

616
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,333
You need to start paying rent
in my bathroom

617
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,375
for how much
you eat my shit.

618
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,167
Dude. What are you doing?
What?

619
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:09,708
I'm getting in the flow
of the game, man.

620
00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:11,833
I'm putting these clowns
on blast.

621
00:27:11,917 --> 00:27:14,208
They showed up like
this was some fucking kids birthday party.

622
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:17,583
Let's go!
Come on! Let's roll.

623
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,792
You miss more shots than
Jenny McCarthy's kids.

624
00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:23,375
?

625
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:30,042
Yeah. Yeah.

626
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:32,167
What are you looking at?
I'll tell you what you're looking at.

627
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,792
Your future stepdad.

628
00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:35,875
You're all looking at
your future stepdads.

629
00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,333
Call up your moms, invite them
over to my house, all right?

630
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:40,708
It's gonna be like "Full House,"
but with banging.

631
00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:45,708
Okay. You guys look upset,
and I understand that.

632
00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:48,000
What I want us all to do now
is close our eyes

633
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,167
and, um, count to 200.

634
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,083
So, how do you think
it's going?

635
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,375
I think I'm getting really good
at this.

636
00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,292
I'm having a lot of fun.

637
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:18,208
?

638
00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:32,208
?

639
00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:46,000
?

640
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,417
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641
00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:54,017
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